(one verse as instrumental) m Am Am/G D/D D/E# Luther whispered to Skruntchstein, "Time we begun F F~Am Dm C C/B Bb E He'll be sitting over there with his head undone Am Am/G D D/E# If he whines or says 'Oh no', show him some fun F F~Am Dm We know him inside out CC/E Bb F CC/E Bb E Tuppence a ton - tuppence a ton" Skruntchstein said to his right hand man, "Better load your gun But make it look like candy-bar, in case he starts to run And stick around with the spider's web, when the doing's done We know him inside out Tuppence a ton - tuppence a ton" (instrumental verse with a piano solo) Right hand man took his bullwhip out and screamed for the nineteenth son Who suffled in with his shirt all torn and his pants undone "Get over here and lie right down, I'll show you what's to be done We know you inside out Tuppence a ton - tuppence a ton" Nineteenth son screamed with all his might as the cartwheel spun The right-hand man made the treadmill grind 'til it started to hum "Let me out, I'll pay my dues, just name your sum" We know you kind inside out Tuppence a ton - tuppence a ton" (instrumental / fade out)